Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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