Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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