Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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