Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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