Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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