Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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