Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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