Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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