Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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