Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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