Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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