Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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