Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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