Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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