Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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