Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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