Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.


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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.


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It held up a pair of pants.


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Carbon.


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Because they dribble!


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None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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We'll see about that."


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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."


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There are footprints in the butter.


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That's "women," you unfunny jerk!


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