Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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