Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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