Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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