Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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