Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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