Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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