Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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