Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.


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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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The sound of Mew-sic


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Time to get a new bed


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One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .


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The scales.


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An onion


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Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.


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No way Hose A.


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