Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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