Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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