Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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