Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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