Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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