Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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