Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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