Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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