Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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