Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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