Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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