Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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