Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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