Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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