Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.

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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.

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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.

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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!

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