Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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