Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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