Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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