Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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