Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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