Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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