Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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