Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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