Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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