Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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