Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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