Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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