Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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