Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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