Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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