Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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