Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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