Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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