Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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