Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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