Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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