Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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