Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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