Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.


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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".


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Cats keep trying to bury them.


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None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


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In a river bank


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Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.


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Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...


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One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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