Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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