Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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