Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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