Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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