Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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