Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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