Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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