Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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