Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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