Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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