Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.


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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand


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A car only has one horn.


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Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.


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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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A pork chop.


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2 Na


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


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