Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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