Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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