Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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