Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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