Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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