Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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