Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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