Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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