Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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