Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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