Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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