Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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