Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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