Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.


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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish


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Discrimination.


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Climb up a tree and act like a nut


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Because he wears a size "S".


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Because it gave him a big wave!


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Ground beef.


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A blackboard.


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So he could grade his eggs.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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