Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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