Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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