Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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