Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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