Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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