Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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