Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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