Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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