Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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