Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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