Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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