Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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