Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
Canvas not available.

or


How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
Canvas not available.

or


How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
Canvas not available.

or


Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

Canvas not available.

or


What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026