Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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