Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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