Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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