Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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