Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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