Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.


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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."


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"Would you like fries with that?"


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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The letter G.


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They both come in tots.


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Spooketi


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Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.


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To get to the udder side.


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The pronunciation.


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