Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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