Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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