Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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