Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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