Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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