Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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