Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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