Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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