Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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