Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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