Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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