Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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