Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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