Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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