Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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