Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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