Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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