Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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