Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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