Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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