Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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