Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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