Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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