Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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