Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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