Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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