Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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