Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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