Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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