Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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