Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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