Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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