Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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