Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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