Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
Canvas not available.

or


PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
Canvas not available.

or


What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
Canvas not available.

or


Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

Canvas not available.

or


How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
Canvas not available.

or


What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

Canvas not available.

or


Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026