Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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