Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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