Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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