Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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