Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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