Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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