Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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