Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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