Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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