Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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