Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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