Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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