Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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