Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.


GOOD		CRAP

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I don�t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I�m just doing it for kicks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Half a worm.


GOOD		CRAP

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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because all his uncles were "ants"!


GOOD		CRAP

or

No one can eat just one potato ship.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Squeaky clean


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Hi school.


GOOD		CRAP

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Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.


GOOD		CRAP

or