Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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