Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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