Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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