Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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