Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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