Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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