Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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