Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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