Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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