Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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