Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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