Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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