Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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