Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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