Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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