Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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