Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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