Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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