Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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