Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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