Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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