Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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