Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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