Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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