Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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