Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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