Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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