Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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