Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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