Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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