Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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