Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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