Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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