Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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