Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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