Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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