Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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