Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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