Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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