Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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