Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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