Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
Canvas not available.

or


Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
Canvas not available.

or


What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
Canvas not available.

or


How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025