Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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