Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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