Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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