Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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