Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
Canvas not available.

or


Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
Canvas not available.

or


If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
Canvas not available.

or


What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026