Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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