Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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