Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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