Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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