Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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