Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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