Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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