Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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