Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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