Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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