Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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