Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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