Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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