Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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