Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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