Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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