Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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