Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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