Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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