Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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