Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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