Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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