Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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