Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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