Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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