Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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