Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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