Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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