Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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