Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!

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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.

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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.

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