Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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