Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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