Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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