Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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