Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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