Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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