Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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