Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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