Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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