Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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