Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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