Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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