Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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