Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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