Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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