Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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