Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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