Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.


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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.


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It's Hans free.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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It broke the law of gravity!


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A snail because it carries it's home.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Vitamin sea.


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Flood lights!


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coz Donald ducked


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