Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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