Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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