He was caught stealing second base.
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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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