Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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