Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !


GOOD		CRAP

or

Frostbite.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was booked for a salt and battery.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces


GOOD		CRAP

or

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Pointless


GOOD		CRAP

or

A Missed-steak.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Those who read binary and those who don't.


GOOD		CRAP

or