Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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