Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.


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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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A try and try and try-ceratops


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To get a mini soda


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or

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.


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First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


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Pooched eggs.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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Juan by Juan.


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