Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.


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or

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.


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or

It�s Hans free.


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or

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.


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or

Because of the bark


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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or

He had no patients.


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It was two tired.


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or

Take me to your litter.


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or

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


GOOD		CRAP

or