Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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