Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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