Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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