Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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