Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.


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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.


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Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.


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Plug its nose.


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It has a collar I.D.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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At the crystal ball.


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Because 7 ate 9.


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ICE ICE Baby......


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How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?


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