Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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