Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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