Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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