Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.


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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.


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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!


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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.


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Where are sharks from?

Finland.


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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?


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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?


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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.


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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.


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