Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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