Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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