Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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