Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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