Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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