Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.


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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.


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Fo Drizzle!


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"Trike or Treat"?


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I scream!


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What kind of answer did you have in mind?


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"Feel the World."


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CSI


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Pooched eggs.


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Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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