Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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