Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.


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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"


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"A complex world demands complex hair."


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One, if it knows its own Goedel number.


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They charged one - and let the other one off.


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or

Fish and ships.


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or

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''


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or

As far away as possible.


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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or

Snaked.


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or