Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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