Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.


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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.


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or

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.


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or

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.


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or

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.


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or

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


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or

Meet Patty.


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or

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.


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or