Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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