Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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