Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.


GOOD		CRAP

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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything � loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


GOOD		CRAP

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An udder failure.


GOOD		CRAP

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By renaming it Trump University.


GOOD		CRAP

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So he gave me a kite.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!


GOOD		CRAP

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Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.


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Soviets


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He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because he never pays his debts.


GOOD		CRAP

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