Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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