Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
Canvas not available.

or


Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
Canvas not available.

or


What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
Canvas not available.

or


What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
Canvas not available.

or


When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026