Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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