Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.


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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.


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One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


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Got two fives for a ten?


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Mooooooove over


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Cheeses of Nazareth.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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[Period]


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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