Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!


GOOD		CRAP

or

You can't tuna fish.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He presses the paws button.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I'll meet you at the corner.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A piano.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit


GOOD		CRAP

or

They both whine alot!


GOOD		CRAP

or