Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.


GOOD		CRAP

or

At the hickory dickory dock.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A watch dog.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To get a mini soda


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Thorium.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A buff-a-loan


GOOD		CRAP

or

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces


GOOD		CRAP

or