Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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