Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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