Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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