Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Time to get a new bed


GOOD		CRAP

or

Stick his bill up his ass.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bugs Bunny.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A bulldozer


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

When you're a mouse.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it's too far to walk!


GOOD		CRAP

or