Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.


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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


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Not enough sand.


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Unique up on it.


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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To see how long he slept.


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Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!


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A swordfish


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Camembert.


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