Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.


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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.


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An earthquake.


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She kept running away from the ball.


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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.


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He was tired of working for peanuts.


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Chips AHOY!!


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Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out


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It's not a bulb, it's a globe.


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No way Hose A.


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