Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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