Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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