Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.


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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom


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To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


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A vicious circle.


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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Elvis Parsley.


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That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


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Address.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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