Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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