Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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