Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.


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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.


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He presses the paws button.


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The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.


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One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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Because E.T. eventually went home!


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Silent night!


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or

he's a catholic converter.


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or