Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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