Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.


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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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Time is fun when you're having flies


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A sponge!


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It needed a root canal.


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None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.


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Catillacs


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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They're cheaper than day rates.


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