Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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