Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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