Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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