Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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