Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.


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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.


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Fo Drizzle!


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When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


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To the mooooooovies.


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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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He was in shock for a week.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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Half a worm.


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Five after one.


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