Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.


GOOD		CRAP

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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"


GOOD		CRAP

or

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


GOOD		CRAP

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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Pupperoni.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A watch dog.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take away the g


GOOD		CRAP

or

Caerphilly.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Only one, but it takes six visits.


GOOD		CRAP

or