Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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