Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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