Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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