Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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