Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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