Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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