Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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