Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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