Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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