Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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