Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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