Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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