Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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