Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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