Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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