Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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