Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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