Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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