Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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