Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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