Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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