Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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