Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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