Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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