Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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