Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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