Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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