Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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