Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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