Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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