Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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