Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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