Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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