Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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