Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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