Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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