Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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