Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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