Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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