Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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