Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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