Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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