Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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