Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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