Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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