Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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