Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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