Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
Canvas not available.

or


How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
Canvas not available.

or


Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
Canvas not available.

or


I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025