Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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