Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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