Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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