Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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