Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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