Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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