Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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