Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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