Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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