Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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