Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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