Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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