Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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