Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
Canvas not available.

or


If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
Canvas not available.

or


When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
Canvas not available.

or


I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
Canvas not available.

or


Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026