Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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