Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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