Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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