Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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