Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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