Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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