Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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