Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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