Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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