Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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