Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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