Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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