Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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