Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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