Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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