Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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