Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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