Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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