Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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