Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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