Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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