Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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