Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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