Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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