Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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