Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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