Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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