Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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