Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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