Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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