Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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