Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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