Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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