Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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