Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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