Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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