Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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