Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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