Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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