Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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