Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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