Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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