Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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