Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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