Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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