Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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