Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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