Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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