Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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