Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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