Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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