Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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