Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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