Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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