Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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