Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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