Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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