Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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