Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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