Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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