Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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