Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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