Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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