Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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