Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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