Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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