Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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