Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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