Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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