You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.
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Plane ones.
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Greece!
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Three skunks fighting over a pickle
First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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