Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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