Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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