Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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