Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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