Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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