Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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