Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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