Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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