It had too many problems.
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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.
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A porcupine with split ends
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One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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A bulldozer
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They both look good hanging from a tree.
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[A Condesending con descending]
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