Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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