Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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