Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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