Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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