Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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