Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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