Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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