Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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