Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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