Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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