Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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