Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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