Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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