Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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