Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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