Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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