Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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