Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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