Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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