Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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