Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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