Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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