Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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