Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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