Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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