Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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