Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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