Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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