Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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