Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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