Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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