Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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