Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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