Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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