Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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