Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
Canvas not available.

or


What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
Canvas not available.

or


What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
Canvas not available.

or


What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
Canvas not available.

or


What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026