Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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