Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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