Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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