Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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