Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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