Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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