Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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