Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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