Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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