Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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