Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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