Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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