Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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