Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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