Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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