Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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