Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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