They can make little things count.
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Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Tooth-hurty.
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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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I think I'm coming down with something!
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