Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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