Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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