Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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