Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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