Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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