Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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