Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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