Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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