Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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