Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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