Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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