Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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