Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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