Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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