Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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