Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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