Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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