Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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