Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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