Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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