Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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