Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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