Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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