Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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