Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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