Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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