Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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