Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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