Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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