Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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