Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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