Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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