Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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