Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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