Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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