Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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