Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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