Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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