Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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