Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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