Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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