Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
Canvas not available.

or


Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
Canvas not available.

or


How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
Canvas not available.

or


Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
Canvas not available.

or


What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
Canvas not available.

or


What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
Canvas not available.

or


What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025