Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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