Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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