Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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