Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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