Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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