Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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