Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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