Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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