Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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