Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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