Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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