Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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