Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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