Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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