Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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