Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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