Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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