Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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