Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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