Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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