Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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