Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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