Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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