Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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