Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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