Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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