Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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