Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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