Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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