Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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