Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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