Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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