Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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