Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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