Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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