Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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