Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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