Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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