Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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