Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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