Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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