Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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