Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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