Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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