Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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