Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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