Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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