Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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