Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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