Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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