Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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