Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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