Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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