Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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