Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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