Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.


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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon


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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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