Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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