Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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