Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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