Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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