Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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