Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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