Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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