Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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