Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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