Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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