Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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