Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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