Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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