Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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