Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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