Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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