Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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