Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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