Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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