Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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