Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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