Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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