Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

Itís Hans free.

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.

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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated

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