Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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