Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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