Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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