Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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