Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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