Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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