Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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