Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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