Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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