Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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