Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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