Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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