Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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