Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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