Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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