Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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