Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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