Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed


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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.


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To visit the milky way.


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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Steal its chair.


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but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"


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I am feeling pale today.


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Three, but they're really only one.


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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


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Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


GOOD		CRAP

or