Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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