Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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