Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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