Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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