Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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