Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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