Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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