Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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