Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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