Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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