Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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