Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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