Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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