Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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