Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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