Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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A seal walks into a club...
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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