Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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