Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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