Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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