Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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