Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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