Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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