Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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