Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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