Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed


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or

What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow


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or

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.


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or

She couldn't control her pupils.


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The disk-o!


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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I decided to give it a shot!


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Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!


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or

[Period]


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or

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


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or