Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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