Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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