Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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