Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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