Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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