Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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