Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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