Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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