Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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