Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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