Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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