Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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