Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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