Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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