Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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