Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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