Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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