Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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