Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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