Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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