Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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