Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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