Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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