Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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