Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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