Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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