Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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