Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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