Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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