Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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