Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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