Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.

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