Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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