Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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