Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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