Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed


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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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To hide in a bag of M&M's.


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A ferrous wheel.


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They both have trunks


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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They can hit the high C's!


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None. They have machines to do that now.


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The cow that jumped over the moon!


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Catillacs


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or