Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed


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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer


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Snow White Supremacist.


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It's Hans free.


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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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Elvis Parsley.


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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Answer: The back of his head.


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Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.


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A centipede with a wooden leg.


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