Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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