Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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