Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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