Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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