Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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