Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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