Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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