Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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