Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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