Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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