Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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