Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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