Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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