Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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