Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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