Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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