Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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