Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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