Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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