Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed


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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash


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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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Because he was feeling crumby.


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She ran away from the ball.


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Five after one.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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