Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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