Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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