Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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