Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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