Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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