Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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