Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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