Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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