Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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