Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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