Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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