Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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