Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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