Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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