Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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