Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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