Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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