Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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