Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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