Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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