Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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