Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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