Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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