Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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