Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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