Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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