Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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