Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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