Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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