Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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