Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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