Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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