Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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