Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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