Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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