Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed


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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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The League of Extraordinary Con Men.


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A computer mouse.


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By subsisting on titrations.


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At the crystal ball.


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Take the words out of his mouth


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coz Donald ducked


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!


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