Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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