Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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