Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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