Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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