Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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