Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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