Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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