Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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