Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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