Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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