He had no patients.
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On honor rolls.
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Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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2 years old.
Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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