Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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