Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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