Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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