Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.


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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


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I lava you.


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Because he saw the salad dressing!


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Because each player raises a racquet.


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but enough about Kanye West.


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Because he wanted to draw the curtains!


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Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.


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It�s Hans free.


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Fryday


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