Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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