Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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