Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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