Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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