Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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