Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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