Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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