Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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