Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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