Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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