Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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