Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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