Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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