Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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