Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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