Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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