Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


GOOD		CRAP

or

It needed to be trimmed.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A road hog.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A can of people.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's up, dock?


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he never pays his debts.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take away his shovel


GOOD		CRAP

or

The police had to comb the area.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!


GOOD		CRAP

or