Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.


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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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Owlgebra


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A snail because it carries it's home.


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To visit the milky way.


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Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.


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To the mooooooovies.


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Carlos.


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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Time to get a new bed


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