Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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