Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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