Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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