Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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