Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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