Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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