Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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