Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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