Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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