Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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