Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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