Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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