Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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