Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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