Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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