Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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