Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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