Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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