Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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