Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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