Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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