Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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