Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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