Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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