Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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