Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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