Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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