Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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