Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
Canvas not available.

or


How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
Canvas not available.

or


What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
Canvas not available.

or


What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
Canvas not available.

or


How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Canvas not available.

or


When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
Canvas not available.

or


So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
Canvas not available.

or


How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
Canvas not available.

or


I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
Canvas not available.

or


Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026