Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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