Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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