Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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