He had no patients.
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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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and then it dawned on me.
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"A complex world demands complex hair."
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On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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