Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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