Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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