Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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