Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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