Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.


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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!


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Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.


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Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's


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Decalfinated


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One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


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"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."


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Nothing, it just waved.


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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