Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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