Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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