Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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