Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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