Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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