Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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