Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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