Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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