Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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