Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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