Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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