Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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