Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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