Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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