Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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