Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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