Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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