Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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