Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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