Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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