Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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