Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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