Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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