Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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