Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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