Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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