Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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