Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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