Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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