Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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