Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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