Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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