Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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