Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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