Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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