Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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