Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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