Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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