Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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