Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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