Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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