Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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