Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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