Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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