Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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