Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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