Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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