Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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