Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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