Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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