Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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