Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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