Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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