Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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