Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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