Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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