Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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