Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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