Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
Canvas not available.

or


What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
Canvas not available.

or


What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
Canvas not available.

or


What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
Canvas not available.

or


I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
Canvas not available.

or


What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026