Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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