Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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