Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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