Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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