Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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