Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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