Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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