Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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