Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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