Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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