Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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