Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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