Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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