Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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