Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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