Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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