Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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