Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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