Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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