Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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