Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

Canvas not available.

or


What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024