Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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