Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.


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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts


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It's what the queen says after she burps.


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Happy Owl-ween!


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Cause your the only one Hair.


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None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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Me-ow


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The scales.


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[Period]


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