Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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