Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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