Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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