Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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