Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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