Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.


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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.


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Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.


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He said NaBrO


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The hundred yard dash.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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Don't move, I've got you covered.


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You're the only bright spot in my life.


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It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.


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Juan by Juan.


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