Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.


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or

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."


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or

Orange Is The New Black.


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or

At the crystal ball.


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or

The cow that jumped over the moon


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or

A car only has one horn.


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or

To see the moosicals


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or

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.


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or

A phew.


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or

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.


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or