Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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