Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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