Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.


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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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A try and try and try-ceratops


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Use a pen.


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It�s Hans free.


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"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."


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A robber ducky.


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One molar solution.


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Discrimination.


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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