Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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