Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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