Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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