Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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