Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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