Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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