Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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