Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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