Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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