Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
Canvas not available.

or


Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

Canvas not available.

or


Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
Canvas not available.

or


Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

Canvas not available.

or


What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
Canvas not available.

or


What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
Canvas not available.

or


Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026