Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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