Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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