Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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