Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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