Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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