Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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