Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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