Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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