Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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