Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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