Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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