Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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