Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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