Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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