Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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