Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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