Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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