Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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