Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
Canvas not available.

or


What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
Canvas not available.

or


What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

 Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025