Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.


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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.


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It's Hans free.


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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At the crystal ball.


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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Her New Jersey.


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Ah-choo-choo!


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Never lick the spoon!


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Does Boston stop at this train?


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