Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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