Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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