Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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