Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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