Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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