Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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