Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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