Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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