Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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