Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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