Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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