Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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