Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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