Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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