Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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