Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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