Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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