Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.


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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.


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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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They both have trunks


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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That's not funny!!!


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"The erection is rigged!"


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Sue.


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Halloumi.


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