Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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