Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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