Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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