Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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