Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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