Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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