Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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