Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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