Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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