Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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