Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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