Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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