Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
Canvas not available.

or


What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
Canvas not available.

or


How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

Canvas not available.

or


What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
Canvas not available.

or


What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025