Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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