Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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