Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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