Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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