Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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