Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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