Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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