Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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