Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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