Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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