Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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