Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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