Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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