Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.

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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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