Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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