Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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