Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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