Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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