She was the fairest in the land.
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To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.
Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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Some day my prints will come.
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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Three skunks fighting over a pickle
First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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