Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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