Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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