Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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