Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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