Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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