Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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