Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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