Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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