Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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