Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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