Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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