Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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