Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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