Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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