Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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