Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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