Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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