Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
Canvas not available.

or


How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
Canvas not available.

or


What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

Canvas not available.

or


How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Canvas not available.

or


Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Canvas not available.

or


What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026