Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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