Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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