Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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