Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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