Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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