Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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