Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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