Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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