Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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