Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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