Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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