Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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