Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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