Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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