Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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