Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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