Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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