Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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