Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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