Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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