Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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