Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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