Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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