Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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