Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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