Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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