Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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