Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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