Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.

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