Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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