Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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