Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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