Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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