Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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