Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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