Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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