Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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