Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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