Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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