Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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