Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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