Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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