Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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