Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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