Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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