Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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