Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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