Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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