Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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