Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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