Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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