Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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