Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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