Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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