Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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