Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
Canvas not available.

or


How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
Canvas not available.

or


What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
Canvas not available.

or


Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026