Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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