Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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