Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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