Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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