Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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