Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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