Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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