Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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