Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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