Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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