Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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