Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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