Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish

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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.

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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.

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