Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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