Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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