Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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