Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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