Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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