Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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