Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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