Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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