Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.


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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.


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No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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Because he wears a size "S".


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Meet Patty.


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It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


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The pronunciation.


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Greece!


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Because it gave him a big wave!


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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