Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.


GOOD		CRAP

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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!


GOOD		CRAP

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He got caught peeping on a test.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Time to get a new bed


GOOD		CRAP

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Because everything else on the plate is crackers.


GOOD		CRAP

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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


GOOD		CRAP

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he's bisatchel.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


GOOD		CRAP

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When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.


GOOD		CRAP

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