Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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