You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.

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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.

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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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