You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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