You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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