You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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