You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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