You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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