You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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