You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!

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