You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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