You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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