You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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