You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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