You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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