You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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