You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take the words out of his mouth


GOOD		CRAP

or

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".


GOOD		CRAP

or

Sleep somewhere else.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Their lips are moving.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.


GOOD		CRAP

or

When the spider spied her!


GOOD		CRAP

or