You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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