You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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