Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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