What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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