What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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