Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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