Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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