What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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