Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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