What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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