What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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