Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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