What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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