Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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