What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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