What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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