What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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