Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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