What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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