What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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