What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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