What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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