How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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