Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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