What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.

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