What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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