What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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