What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish

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