How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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