What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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