Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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