What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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