Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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