Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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