What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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