How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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