How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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