What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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