Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.

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