What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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