What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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