What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
Canvas not available.

or


What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
Canvas not available.

or


Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026