What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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