Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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