Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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