What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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