What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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