What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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