How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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