What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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