Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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