Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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