What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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