What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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