What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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