Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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