What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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