What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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