What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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