What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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