What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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