How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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