What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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