What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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