What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.

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