What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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