What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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