What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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