What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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