What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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