What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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