What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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