What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow

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