What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
Canvas not available.

or


Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Canvas not available.

or


Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2023