What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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