What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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