What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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