What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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