Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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