Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".

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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.

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