What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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