What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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