What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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