What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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