What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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