What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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