Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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