How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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