Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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