What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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