What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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