Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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