How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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