What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.

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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.

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