What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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