Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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