What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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