Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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