What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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