What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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