What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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