What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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