What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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