Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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