What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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