What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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