What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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