Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.

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