Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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