What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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