What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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