Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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