What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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