What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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