What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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