Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.

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