What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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