What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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