What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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