What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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