What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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