Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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