What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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