What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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