Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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