Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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