Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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