What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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