What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin

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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.

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