What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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