What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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