How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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