What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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