Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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