What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan

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