What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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