What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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