Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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