What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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