What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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