Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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