What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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