What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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