Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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