Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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