Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.

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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.

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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.

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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.

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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.

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