Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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