What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.

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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!

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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.

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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.

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