Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!

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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.

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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!

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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.

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