When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.

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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.

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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.

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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!

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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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