Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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