How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.

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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.

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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.

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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!

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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!

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