Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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