What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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