Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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