How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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