What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.


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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!


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When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


GOOD		CRAP

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Woody the Wood Pickle.


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On the bottom of the chicken's foot!


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Because they don't know the words.


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A polygon


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Fast food.


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So he could grade his eggs.


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Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


GOOD		CRAP

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