Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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