Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.

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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.

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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!

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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.

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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!

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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.

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