Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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