Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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