What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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