How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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