What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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