Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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