Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.

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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.

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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.

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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.

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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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