What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!

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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.

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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!

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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!

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