When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!


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To prove he wasn't a chicken!


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Because they don't know the words.


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Owlgebra


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Egg-cersize.


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Unique up on it.


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Because it was chicken.


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With its sparrowchute.


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On the bottom of the chicken's foot!


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