Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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