How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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