What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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