How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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