Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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