What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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