There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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