There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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