What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.

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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.

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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!

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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!

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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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