Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.

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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!

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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.

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