Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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