What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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