How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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