Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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