What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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