Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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