What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.


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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!


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When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


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Unique up on it.


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Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!


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On the bottom of the chicken's foot!


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Because it was chicken.


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Let's get crackin'!


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The tame way, unique up on it!


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To prove he wasn't a chicken!


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