Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?
He was a dirty double crosser!
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When should you buy a bird?
When it's going cheep!
Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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