What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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