What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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