What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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