How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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