Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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