El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.

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