What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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