What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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