What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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