What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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