What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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