A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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