How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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