What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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