I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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