What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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