What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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