Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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