Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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