Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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