What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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