What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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