How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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