What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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