What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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