How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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