Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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