What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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