What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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