How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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