What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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