If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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