Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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