Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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