Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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