How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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