What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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