I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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