Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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