Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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