What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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