What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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