What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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