Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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