How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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