What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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