Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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