Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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