What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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