What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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