Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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