When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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