Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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