Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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