Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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