What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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