What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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