Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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