What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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