Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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