How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.


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or

Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.


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or

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.


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or

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof


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or

Because he was outstanding in his field.


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or

A tyrannosauraus wreck


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or

A fright train!


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or

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"


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or

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


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or

They were sitting on the deck!


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or