How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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