What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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