Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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