What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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