Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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