What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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