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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"


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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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