If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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