What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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