If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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