What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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