Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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