I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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