What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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