What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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