What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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