Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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