What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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