What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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