What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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