Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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