I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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