If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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