What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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