If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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