A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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