What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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