A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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