What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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