If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon


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