What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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