What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.


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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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