A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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