What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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