What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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