Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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