Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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