Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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