What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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