A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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