What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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