What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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