What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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