What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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