Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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