Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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