If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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