When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
Canvas not available.

or


Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
Canvas not available.

or


Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
Canvas not available.

or


How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
Canvas not available.

or


What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026