What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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