Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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