I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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