A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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