What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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