Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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