Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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