What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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