What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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