What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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