What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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