What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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