Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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