Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.

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