Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.

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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!

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