There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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