What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!

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