What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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