What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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