What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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