Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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