What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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