Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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