Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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