When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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