Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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