When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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