What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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