What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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