What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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