What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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