What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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