Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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