How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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