What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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