What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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