What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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