"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

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