What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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