How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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