How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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