What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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