What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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