What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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