What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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