What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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