Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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