What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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