Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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