What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.

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