How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
Canvas not available.

or


What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
Canvas not available.

or


What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
Canvas not available.

or


What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
Canvas not available.

or


How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025