If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?
The Trump Card
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?
On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?
Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?
Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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