Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.


GOOD		CRAP

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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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They both whine alot!


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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Snow White Supremacist.


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.


GOOD		CRAP

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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


GOOD		CRAP

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