Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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