What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?
He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?
The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?
Donald Trump.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?
Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?
By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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