What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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