What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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