Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.


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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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They both whine alot!


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"The erection is rigged!"


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Because he has such yuuuuge fans!


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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


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Because E.T. eventually went home!


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No way Hose A.


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By renaming it Trump University.


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