What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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