If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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