What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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