What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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