What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".


GOOD		CRAP

or

What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


GOOD		CRAP

or

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.


GOOD		CRAP

or

By carving a Trumpkin.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"A complex world demands complex hair."


GOOD		CRAP

or

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Answer: The back of his head.


GOOD		CRAP

or