Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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