El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.
I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?
Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?
Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?
Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?
By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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