Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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