How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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