Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?
Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?
By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?
Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?
The Trump Card
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?
Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?
By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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