What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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