How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
Canvas not available.

or


What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
Canvas not available.

or


Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
Canvas not available.

or


Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
Canvas not available.

or


Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
Canvas not available.

or


How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
Canvas not available.

or


Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025