What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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