What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?
Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?
Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?
Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?
By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?
No way Hose A.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?
By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?
He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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