What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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