Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.


GOOD		CRAP

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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".


GOOD		CRAP

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Cause your the only one Hair.


GOOD		CRAP

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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.


GOOD		CRAP

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Hair Force One!


GOOD		CRAP

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Because he has such yuuuuge fans!


GOOD		CRAP

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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


GOOD		CRAP

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"Let me see your birth certificate".


GOOD		CRAP

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Grabs Our Pussy.


GOOD		CRAP

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