Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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