Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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