Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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