What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".


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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.


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Juan by Juan.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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Because he has such yuuuuge fans!


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!


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Because he never pays his debts.


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Because E.T. eventually went home!


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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