What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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