What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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