What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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