Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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