How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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