What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?
Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?
He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?
By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?
Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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