If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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