What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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