What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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