Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.


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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.


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Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!


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Because he has such yuuuuge fans!


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Discrimination.


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On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!


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Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.


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Juan by Juan.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Hair Force One!


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