How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?
By renaming it Trump University.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?
If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?
Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?
Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?
Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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