Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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