"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Hair Force One!
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Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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"The erection is rigged!"
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Juan by Juan.
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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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