What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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