How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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