What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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