Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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