What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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