What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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