Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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