How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.


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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.


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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!


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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.


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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".


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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?

Orange Is The New Black.


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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!


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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.


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