Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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