If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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