He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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By renaming it Trump University.
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Orange Is The New Black.
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Juan by Juan.
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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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