What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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