What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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