What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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