Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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