Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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