How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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