How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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Uh...standby, I'll check on that.


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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...


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