How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.


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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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Uh...standby, I'll check on that.


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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What's a light bulb?


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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