How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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