Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What's a light bulb?
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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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WHAT?
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