"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's a light bulb?
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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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