How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?


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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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Uh...standby, I'll check on that.


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Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.


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It's not a bulb, it's a globe.


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."


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