How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

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