How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."


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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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WHAT?


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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It's not a bulb, it's a globe.


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