Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
  
               
   
            
            
			
       
           
    
       
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            Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
  
               
   
            
            
			
       
           
    
       
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            Just one more, guys, I promise.
  
               
   
            
            
			
       
           
    
       
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            Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
  
               
   
            
            
			
       
           
    
       
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            WHAT?
  
               
   
            
            
			
       
           
    
       
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            Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.  
               
   
            
            
			
       
           
    
       
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            What's a light bulb?
  
               
   
            
            
			
       
           
    
       
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            Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
  
               
   
            
            
			
       
           
    
       
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            100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
  
               
   
            
            
			
       
           
    
       
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            It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
  
               
   
            
            
			
       
           
    
       
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