How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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WHAT?


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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Uh...standby, I'll check on that.


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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