Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What's a light bulb?
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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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