Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

Itís a little fishy.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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