I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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