What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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