Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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