What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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