There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"



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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.

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