What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"



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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

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