Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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