Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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