What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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