What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"



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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

Itís a little fishy.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

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