I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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