Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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