Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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