What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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