What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.

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