Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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