Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

Itís a little fishy.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.

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