Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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