you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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custardy battle.
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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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but enough about Kanye West.
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It's Hans free.
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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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She was wearing massive gloves.
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One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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