Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?
One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.
The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?
It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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