Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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