My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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