Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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