Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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