How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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