The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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