I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
Canvas not available.

or


My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.

Canvas not available.

or


Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
Canvas not available.

or


Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
Canvas not available.

or


Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
Canvas not available.

or


What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
Canvas not available.

or


Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
Canvas not available.

or


PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026