What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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