Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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