Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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