The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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