The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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