Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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