What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?
he got a little behind in his work.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.
The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane
but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?
One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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