The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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