Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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