So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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