I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Virgin mobile.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With a tuba glue.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They keep dropping their trunks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.


GOOD		CRAP

or

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because the sea weed


GOOD		CRAP

or

It'll come back to me.


GOOD		CRAP

or