What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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