Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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