What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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