That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.

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