Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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