Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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