How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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