What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.


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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.


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but it was a little Chewie.


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and says make me one with everything.


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Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.


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An instagram.


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It was like love meant nothing to her.


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One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause


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Thoreau editing Thorough.


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It'll come back to me.


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