What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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