Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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