I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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