I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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