How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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