The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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