I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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