What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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