Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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