Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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