Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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