How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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