Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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