A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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