What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.

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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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