What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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