The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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