Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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