What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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