I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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