A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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