And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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