Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.

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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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