When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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