Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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