The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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