What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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