Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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