PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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