I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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