Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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