So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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