Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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