What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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