What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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