And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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