PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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