And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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