Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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