Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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