When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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