What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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