My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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