My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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