What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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