The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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