What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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