And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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