Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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