How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.


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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause


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A Missed-steak.


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Thoreau editing Thorough.


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It was like love meant nothing to her.


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Lean beef.


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Does Boston stop at this train?


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Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's


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It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.


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but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"


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