Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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