When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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