The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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