A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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