So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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