What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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