Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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