PMS jokes are not funny...

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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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