And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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