That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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