How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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