The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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