The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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