PMS jokes are not funny...

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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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