I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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