Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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