The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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