Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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