Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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