That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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