Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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