They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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