What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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