A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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