What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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