Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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