Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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