What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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