What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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