What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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