What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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