What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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