What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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