What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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