Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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