When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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