What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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