"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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