What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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