What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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