What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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