When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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