What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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