"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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