Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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