What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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