What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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