When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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