What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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