What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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