What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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