What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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