What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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