What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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