What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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