Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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