Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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