Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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