What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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