Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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