What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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