Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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