Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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