What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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