Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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