What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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