Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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