What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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