When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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