What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
Canvas not available.

or


What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
Canvas not available.

or


What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
Canvas not available.

or


What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
Canvas not available.

or


Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
Canvas not available.

or


When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025