What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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