Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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