What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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