Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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