"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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