Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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