What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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