What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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