Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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