What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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