What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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