What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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