What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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