Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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