How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.

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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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