What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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