What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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