What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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