What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.


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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.


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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


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One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


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A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.


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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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Only three. The rest are true stories.


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The pronunciation.


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Senator.


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I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.


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