What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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