What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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