How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Not enough sand.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Taller


GOOD		CRAP

or

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A vampire only sucks blood at night.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A jury.


GOOD		CRAP

or