Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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