What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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