Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.


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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.


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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.


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First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


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When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.


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They make used car salesmen look good.


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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


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