What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.

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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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