What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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