What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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