Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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