Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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