Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.


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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.


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Only three. The rest are true stories.


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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


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After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.


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Senator.


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Not enough sand.


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A vampire only sucks blood at night.


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Professional courtesy.


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