What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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