What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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