What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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