What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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