What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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