Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.


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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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There was an empty seat.


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A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


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Cut the rope.


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One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


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The caterer.


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Taller


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