What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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