What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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