What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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