What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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