What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.


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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.


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Not enough cement.


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A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.


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The bucket.


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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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They both look good hanging from a tree.


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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


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Taller


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Senator.


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