How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.


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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.


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A jury.


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Skeet.


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New Jersey got to pick first.


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A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


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From chasing parked ambulances.


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You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


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Stick his bill up his ass.


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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