Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.

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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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