Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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