What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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