How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.


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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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His partners.


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You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


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To practice.


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Only three. The rest are true stories.


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Because deep down, they're really good people.


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Take your foot off his head.


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They both look good hanging from a tree.


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There was an empty seat.


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