What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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