How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.

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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.

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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!

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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!


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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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