How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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