How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.


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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.


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It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.


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``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''


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All of them.


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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Just one more, guys, I promise.


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The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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