How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.


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Both of them.


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``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''


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Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.


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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.


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About one third less than for a regular bulb.


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Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.


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