How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.


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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.

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