How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.


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One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


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None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.


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Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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One.


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