How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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