How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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