What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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