What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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