What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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