Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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