What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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