What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.


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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.


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R & Brie.


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Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces


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Fo Drizzle!


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Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out


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Orca-stras


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He was feeling a Lil Weezy


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