What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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