What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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