Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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