Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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