What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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