What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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