Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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