How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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