How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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