What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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