Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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