Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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