What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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