Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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