Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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