What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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