Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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