Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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