How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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