What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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