What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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