How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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