What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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