Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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