Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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