Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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