What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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