Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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