How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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