Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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