What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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