What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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