Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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