What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras

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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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