What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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