What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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