What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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