Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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