Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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