How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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