What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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