What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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