What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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