What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!


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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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