What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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