What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.

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