What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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