What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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