What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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