What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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