What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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