What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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