Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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