What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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