Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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