What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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