Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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