Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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