Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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