Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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