What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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