Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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