How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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