Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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