50 cent featuring Nickelback
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New age music.
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Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.
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Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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With a Tuba glue.
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They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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A head band!
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He did not have a stop on his organ.
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She wanted to reach the high notes!
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One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!
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