Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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