What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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