How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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