How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.


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All of them


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One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


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None. They have machines to do that now.


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What's a light bulb?


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None, sound engineers don't do lights


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None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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