How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.


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None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


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What's a light bulb?


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None. They have machines to do that now.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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None, sound engineers don't do lights


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All of them


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