How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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