How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?


GOOD		CRAP

or

How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them


GOOD		CRAP

or

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. They have machines to do that now.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. They just steal somebody else's light.


GOOD		CRAP

or

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


GOOD		CRAP

or