Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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