How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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