How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


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All of them


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One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


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None. They just steal somebody else's light.


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.


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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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