How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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