How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.

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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"

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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights

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