How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

Canvas not available.

or


How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.

Canvas not available.

or


How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.

Canvas not available.

or


How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Canvas not available.

or


How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.

Canvas not available.

or


How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.

Canvas not available.

or


How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them

Canvas not available.

or


How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

Canvas not available.

or


How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.

Canvas not available.

or


How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2018