Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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