Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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