What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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