What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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