Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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