What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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