Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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