What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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