What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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