Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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