Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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