Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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