What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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