What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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