What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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