When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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