What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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