What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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