What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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