What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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