Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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