What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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