What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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