What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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