What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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