What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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