Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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