What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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