Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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