Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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