What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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