What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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