Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
Canvas not available.

or


Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
Canvas not available.

or


Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
Canvas not available.

or


What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
Canvas not available.

or


What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026