What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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