What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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