Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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