What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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