What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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