What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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