Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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