What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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