Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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