Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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