What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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