What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!

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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!

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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.

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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!

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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!

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