Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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