Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.

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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!

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