What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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