Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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