What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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