What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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