What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!

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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!

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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.

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