What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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