What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!

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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.

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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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