What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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