What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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