What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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