What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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