Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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