Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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