What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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