What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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