What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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