If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.


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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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