What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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