If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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