What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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