Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon


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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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