Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon


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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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