Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"


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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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