What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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