What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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