A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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