What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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