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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?
C over lambda.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"
The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
Na
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?
A ferrous wheel.
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