What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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