If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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