What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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