Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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