Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon


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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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