What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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