What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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