Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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