Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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