Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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