A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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