What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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