If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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