A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
Canvas not available.

or


What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
Canvas not available.

or


Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
Canvas not available.

or


If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
Canvas not available.

or


What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
Canvas not available.

or


Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026