What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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