Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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