What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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