Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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