If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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