What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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