Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon


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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"


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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.


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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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