Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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