What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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