What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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