What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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