I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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