What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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