What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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