What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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