Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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