What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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