What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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