What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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