Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
Canvas not available.

or


I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
Canvas not available.

or


Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
Canvas not available.

or


What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
Canvas not available.

or


If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
Canvas not available.

or


Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
Canvas not available.

or


Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025