What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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