What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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