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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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