Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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