Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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