Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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